We asked our regular contributors through e-mail If people came with a warning tag, what would yours be? We got many interesting responses. Here are some of them. We have just copied and pasted their responses, not editing them in any way.
1. Short Battery life but charges quickly (I’m narcoleptic lol).
2. Tolerable only in small doses.
3. Do not eat.
4. Do not mix with alcohol.
5. Warning: choking hazard. Small parts.
6. I’ll remember everything you’ve said and it’ll be awkward when I bring it up in a few years as if it’s nothing.
7. Some assembly required.
8. Warning: May contain gas.
9. Extremely awkward, handle with care.
10. As is. All sales final.